Tuesday, January 06, 2009
Atoms
Well people have been bugging me to write about something scientific for a long time. But its just not my cup of tea. I've got many offers from Sci Am and other such magazines for articles but I'm not interested.
Anyways I'll do one just for you (UD public)
But since I'm in UICT, I'll write something about chemistry.
Atoms are the basis of chemistry...
So Atoms is my topic today
ATOMS
What are atoms? Atoms are "particles" so small, people cant see them. Only scientists can. Thats why i want to be a scientist when i graduate. Well since no one has actually seen an atom, we have to keep faith that atoms exist. Just like how we keep faith in 36 crore of our Gods.
And yeah, Atoms are indivisible... Just like Amar, Akbar and Anthony...
They cant be divided... Like India and Pakistan are... or Paul and Heather... or Anil and Mukesh...
Atoms were present on earth a long long time ago. Even before dinosaurs. They are even older than the queen of England!!!
Atoms can be fat and thin .... Just like us...and they have brains called Nucleas's
Atoms also bond man... just like us ... Hetero... Homo and even in groups....
Atoms have charges, positive and negative... So they have friends and enemies just like us...
Atoms have various energy levels.
Eg.
Atom in a classroom = lowest level
Atom at friend's place = medium level
Atom in a bar = Highest level
Atom in a bar with free and unlimited booze = Atom explodes into subatomic particles
Some Atoms are unstable and Decay... They are put into mental institutions
Atoms are found in different states, like high, drunk, sober, depressed, @#$%ed, etc.
Atoms were discovered by Indian Philosophers... I love Indian Philosophers man, they're cool. They just think, and do nothing. No experiments, no logic. Basically they've taken a chill pill and don't bother proving their ideas to others. Just my kinda people.
This concept was then Stolen by one Mr. John Dalton. And other White people added their nonsense to it.
This is all i know about atoms. Hope it has been very educational to you.
Cheers,
Adwait Deshpande
Anyways I'll do one just for you (UD public)
But since I'm in UICT, I'll write something about chemistry.
Atoms are the basis of chemistry...
So Atoms is my topic today
ATOMS
What are atoms? Atoms are "particles" so small, people cant see them. Only scientists can. Thats why i want to be a scientist when i graduate. Well since no one has actually seen an atom, we have to keep faith that atoms exist. Just like how we keep faith in 36 crore of our Gods.
And yeah, Atoms are indivisible... Just like Amar, Akbar and Anthony...
They cant be divided... Like India and Pakistan are... or Paul and Heather... or Anil and Mukesh...
Atoms were present on earth a long long time ago. Even before dinosaurs. They are even older than the queen of England!!!
Atoms can be fat and thin .... Just like us...and they have brains called Nucleas's
Atoms also bond man... just like us ... Hetero... Homo and even in groups....
Atoms have charges, positive and negative... So they have friends and enemies just like us...
Atoms have various energy levels.
Eg.
Atom in a classroom = lowest level
Atom at friend's place = medium level
Atom in a bar = Highest level
Atom in a bar with free and unlimited booze = Atom explodes into subatomic particles
Some Atoms are unstable and Decay... They are put into mental institutions
Atoms are found in different states, like high, drunk, sober, depressed, @#$%ed, etc.
Atoms were discovered by Indian Philosophers... I love Indian Philosophers man, they're cool. They just think, and do nothing. No experiments, no logic. Basically they've taken a chill pill and don't bother proving their ideas to others. Just my kinda people.
This concept was then Stolen by one Mr. John Dalton. And other White people added their nonsense to it.
This is all i know about atoms. Hope it has been very educational to you.
Cheers,
Adwait Deshpande
