Sunday, January 10, 2010
What is What...
What is life?
A pair of 2 beautiful jugs, and a hot ass. Thats all, thats it!
What are friends?
Friends are people who roll joints for you, or help you score some decent maal, and are always ready to light up whenever u feel a little down.
The others are just lame high schoolish punks who refuse to grow up. But they are just as good.
What are girls?
Popularly called Chamiya, Chammakchallo, item, Maal, in most circles, girls are objects.
Everyday objects, just like toothbrushes and paste, which you rub over your teeth in the morning. Just like trains, which you ride everyday on your way to work/college. Some of them might even be like lectures, nagging us all day, and making us wish we were never born. Or a sip of the afternoon chai, or the puff of a ciggy, gone in an instant, but make u feel good for a while. Or maybe a chilled beer after an honest day's work.
All these objects, and many more rolled into one, make up a woman. But in finality, a woman is always an object, always has been, and always will be. Amen!
What is sex?
Cant say, never had it before. But it's definitely not porn. (Or is it?)
Shit, my blog's female fan following must totally suck!
Ladies, I apologize on behalf of my gender, but we are like that only.
P.S. - Miss CS, I forgive you.
A pair of 2 beautiful jugs, and a hot ass. Thats all, thats it!
What are friends?
Friends are people who roll joints for you, or help you score some decent maal, and are always ready to light up whenever u feel a little down.
The others are just lame high schoolish punks who refuse to grow up. But they are just as good.
What are girls?
Popularly called Chamiya, Chammakchallo, item, Maal, in most circles, girls are objects.
Everyday objects, just like toothbrushes and paste, which you rub over your teeth in the morning. Just like trains, which you ride everyday on your way to work/college. Some of them might even be like lectures, nagging us all day, and making us wish we were never born. Or a sip of the afternoon chai, or the puff of a ciggy, gone in an instant, but make u feel good for a while. Or maybe a chilled beer after an honest day's work.
All these objects, and many more rolled into one, make up a woman. But in finality, a woman is always an object, always has been, and always will be. Amen!
What is sex?
Cant say, never had it before. But it's definitely not porn. (Or is it?)
Shit, my blog's female fan following must totally suck!
Ladies, I apologize on behalf of my gender, but we are like that only.
P.S. - Miss CS, I forgive you.
