As it IS. A journal by Adwait D

Once a guy asked me if i had a friend who was perfect. If he met me today i would answer "Abhay Sane, it is". As I've described to you already in my earlier posts, it is amply clear that he is God. I have a Tee quoting "I was an atheist till i realised i was god." Now i'm gonna change it to "I was an atheist till i realized Abhay was god." He is that good.

Anyways i have lesser fortunate friends also, who are not endowed with Abhay's qualities, but are equally as important in my life. So this post is dedicated to them mostly...

A friend is a person who likes you inspite of your faults. (Sometimes for your faults also!!!)

So this goes out to all my friends...

• Even though you're going to a summer camp with your 11 year old brother and other such pre - adolescents, and you have no shame admitting it, (and you being a 19 yr old), you're still my friend.

• Even though you never made it to Churchgate (the railways kicked u out at marine lines, hahahaha), you're still my friend.

• Even though you're dating a toddler who eats cerelac and wears huggies, you're still my friend.

• Even though you're obsessed with a girl who dumped you thrice, and used you as a porter, courier boy, etc. for 39 years while dating other men, you're still my friend.

• Even though The Math fucked ur ass soooo hard, that you probably have a perforated ANUS, you're still my friend.

• Even though you Hit on every girl you lay your eyes upon, you're still my friend.

• Even though your backbone is crushed to a million little pieces, you're still my friend.

• Even though ur a MVP soccer superstar, and you didn't even get close to having a female WAG, (even though u shaved your mustache off), you're still my friend.

• Even though ur bald for all practical purposes and weigh about 350 pounds, you're still my friend.

• Even though u appear to be (and most probably are) a member of the gay community, through your words and actions, you're still my friend
  

So all my friends, be proud of your lack of scalp hair(only), your perforated anus', your homosexuality, your crushed backbones, lack of game^2, your pre-puberty girlfriends, and unhealthy obsessions with a member of the opposite sex.

Because in my eyes u are perfect, (less than Abhay ofcourse), and my life would have been joyless, soul-less, and most importantly weedless without you.

Peace Out.

P.S. - U bunch of wussies fell for that sentimental shit i dropped, didn't you. ;-)