Thursday, May 07, 2009
Friends
Once a guy asked me if i had a friend who was perfect. If he met me today i would answer "Abhay Sane, it is". As I've described to you already in my earlier posts, it is amply clear that he is God. I have a Tee quoting "I was an atheist till i realised i was god." Now i'm gonna change it to "I was an atheist till i realized Abhay was god." He is that good.
Anyways i have lesser fortunate friends also, who are not endowed with Abhay's qualities, but are equally as important in my life. So this post is dedicated to them mostly...
A friend is a person who likes you inspite of your faults. (Sometimes for your faults also!!!)
So this goes out to all my friends...
Because in my eyes u are perfect, (less than Abhay ofcourse), and my life would have been joyless, soul-less, and most importantly weedless without you.
Peace Out.
P.S. - U bunch of wussies fell for that sentimental shit i dropped, didn't you. ;-)
Anyways i have lesser fortunate friends also, who are not endowed with Abhay's qualities, but are equally as important in my life. So this post is dedicated to them mostly...
A friend is a person who likes you inspite of your faults. (Sometimes for your faults also!!!)
So this goes out to all my friends...
- Even though you're going to a summer camp with your 11 year old brother and other such pre - adolescents, and you have no shame admitting it, (and you being a 19 yr old), you're still my friend.
- Even though you never made it to Churchgate (the railways kicked u out at marine lines, hahahaha), you're still my friend.
- Even though you're dating a toddler who eats cerelac and wears huggies, you're still my friend.
- Even though you're obsessed with a girl who dumped you thrice, and used you as a porter, courier boy, etc. for 39 years while dating other men, you're still my friend.
- Even though The Math fucked ur ass soooo hard, that you probably have a perforated ANUS, you're still my friend.
- Even though you Hit on every girl you lay your eyes upon, you're still my friend.
- Even though your backbone is crushed to a million little pieces, you're still my friend.
- Even though ur a MVP soccer superstar, and you didn't even get close to having a female WAG, (even though u shaved your mustache off), you're still my friend.
- Even though ur bald for all practical purposes and weigh about 350 pounds, you're still my friend.
- Even though u appear to be (and most probably are) a member of the gay community, through your words and actions, you're still my friend
Because in my eyes u are perfect, (less than Abhay ofcourse), and my life would have been joyless, soul-less, and most importantly weedless without you.
Peace Out.
P.S. - U bunch of wussies fell for that sentimental shit i dropped, didn't you. ;-)