Wednesday, March 26, 2008
My Friends at UICT - "we bunch of losers"
Victim 1 = Abhay Sane a.k.a. Tanky
This dude here is the coolest person i have ever met. He is amazingly clever and humble at the same time. He drinks like a fish but thats ok, coz it doesn't affect his brain in ways which it would to normal human beings. He is very helpful most of the times and puts friends before himself. All girls secretly love him but he doesn't know about that yet. Thank god for that!
Message to Him- Stop acting cool, Dude, coz that just makes you perfect.
Victim 2 = Nikhil Basutkar a.k.a. Battu
Battu belongs to the soccer pitch. Football is the only thing he knows and he knows it well. We named him Battu coz of his surname and his height (below 5 ft.). The Dude just lost his cell so please offer him some condolences if you ever meet him. BTW He is a gem of a friend. I just love to hangout with him coz he is always in a good mood.
Message to Him- Grow a moustache ASAP. Stick to soccer and don't ever dare to play tt with me, and you know why.
Victim 3 = Abhiram Kannan a.k.a. (himself)
This fat Bastard is useless. You will always find him playing carrom in the recreational room. He has a great sense of humour. He loves to party and to get together with friends and enjoy. We always use abusive language to talk to each other as it is easy to communicate that way. I don't know why some people have a problem with that. He is a great swimmer, but a better friend. We always see the funnier side of things and that is why we are such great friends and will continue to be so forever (atleast this year).
Message to Him- Lose some weight. Study a little bit more. Do not stick, to 1 chick (rhyming).
Victim 4 = Saurabh
He is a good Badminton player and a Karate black-belt. He lives in Gujju-land (mulund) which is nearby so we meet up sometimes and do timepass. He is a scholar (dont know why he came to UICT when he had gotten through BITSAT). He says he is different from others but he doesn't say how(hope he's not gay), although that is accepted nowadays. He is very aggresive and doesn't take jokes-on-self too well.
Message to Him- Change the things you can, now, don't look back at the past.
Victim 5= Dhananjay Bhandari a.k.a. DJ
He is a complete nerd. He studies all the time and solves everyone's doubts in class. Doesn't pretend to be someone he is not. He also plays soccer well. He is extremely thin and needs some fat implants. He rarely comes to movies, malls, theme parks with us (don't know why). He is a complete workaholic and needs to have some fun in life.
Message to Him- Gain Muscle weight. Study a little less and play a little more. Hangout with us sometimes. Wear Teenage Clothes.
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