As it IS. A journal by Adwait D

Isn't this the place where a man dreams of going atleast once in his lifetime. In a world of hypocrisy and double standards, this stands as a monument of the real purpose of our existence on earth, the reason for, and the solution to, all life's problems and the only goddamn thing worth paying for.




I know we are all shit scared to admit this in front of society, our parents and teachers, for forever we have been told of what is right and what is wrong, without letting us decide for ourselves. But today i have been freed. I have understood the eternal truth of the Universe. I am no longer afraid to follow my heart and do what is right.
For long I have denied myself of this pleasure in vain. It has brought about nothing but misery and pain in my life.

Ask yourself these q's i asked myself?

• Would we be here if it wasn't for a hole?
• Can such a thing ever be sold? (its invaluable)
• Who would be noble enough to selflessly spread so much joy amongst mankind and some womankind too? (its this shop)
• Wouldn't it be the end of the line for us without holes?
• Will not a hole-less world drive us crazy?
• Don't we just love POLO?(a mint with a hole; it lowers your sperm count though)
• Why do we always underestimate the power of black holes?(I've got one and its far more powerful than a nuclear weapon)
• NO GOLF and CARROM and POOL, etc. Ever.
  

Your just wasting your time reading this. I checked out the place last evening. It sells Women Over 40 clothes. For women with Over 40 Inch waists i mean. The owner told me that the name boosts sales(Filthy Bastard). It lures desperate men in and then they have to buy negligees for their over 40 wives to avoid embarrassment. Poor lads.

My dreams have been crushed, and all my hopes and aspirations for the future have been vaporised. I feel Suicidal. But i'm used to it so thats OK.