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Thursday, July 24, 2008

 

Jaane Tu' YA Jaane Trauma.

Well i went to see Jaane Tu' with my friends, which was the most stupid thing ever. It was a complete waste of time and money. Dear Aamir "Pussy" Khan, i no longer trust your judgement or common sense at all.

This is why i completely hated the film.-

  • It has no sex or violence whatsoever, which cinema is all about.
  • The Hero is kinda GAY.
  • The Hero has no hair on his chest/back which is not possible for any REAL Indian man.
  • The Item's (heroine) Hindi accent sucks.
  • Nothing actually happens in the movie.
  • The Comedy isn't Subtle AT ALL. (You maybe surprised, but thats true)
  • The Potrait Talking thing has been done a million times before.
  • Comedy sucks.
  • Comedy sucks BIG time.
  • The Khan brothers are disgusting. They cant act for chrissake!
  • The ending is typically BOLLYWOOD

For all those of you making plans to see this movie, Drop it.
I'd recommend "Mamma's with Mammoth Mammaries" Episode 69 Anyday.

Bbye,
Take Care Readers,

Cya Soon,
Adwait D.

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