Friday, September 26, 2008
Things i Hate
I hate parents who try to talk to their children like adults. Kids are overrated, if they don't listen smack them square in the ass and you'll be surprised how much better they hear.
I hate girls who don't swallow.
I hate girls who wear shirts like "If you're cute I'm single".
I hate people who say "all children are special" or "so perceptive". I'm sure that booger-eating moron of yours has all of life's questions answered.
I hate people who don't like any music made before 1990.
I hate people who don't have the balls to say they have a problem with me.
I hate arts and crafts.
I hate when people think I'm pissed. I'm sorry I’m not shallow and don’t have a smile plastered on my face all the time.
I hate girl power or girl empowerment music.
I hate fat people who pretend that the reason they're fat is a thyroid problem. Right. I think it's more of a "I love Big Macs and Pepperoni Pizza" problem.
I hate girls who expect to be treated like equals, and then want me to hold the door open for them. Pick one bitch, equality, or special treatment.
I hate girls who own red pants. That screams, "I'm an annoying bitch".
I hate girls who automatically think I'm not good enough for them, simply because I'm not donning Abercrombie.
I hate people who even when they know for sure that they are wrong, continue fighting their point.
I hate people who are offended by "the F word".
I hate girls who expect me to know what they need.
I hate people who cop an attitude with me for no reason whatsoever.
I hate women who are dirt-poor, and pregnant with her fifth kid.
I hate anyone who gives up too easily.
I time every journey to bump into you, accidentally,
I charm you and tell you of the boys I hate,
All the girls I hate,
All the words I hate,
All the clothes I hate,
How I'll never be anything I hate,
You smile, mention something that you like
or How you'd have a happy life if you did the things you like
so while i agree with you on most of those things, im just thinking maybe you should focus on things you like not shit that pisses you off but hey what the fuck do i know
Like women, esp. boobs and ass...
and weed ofcourse...
but why do u post comments as anonymous.. gimme ur name..
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