Sunday, May 31, 2009
I Love Women's Breasts!
Big or small, Soft, Fluffy or Stiff, i like them. While here in India women aren't allowed to even show their faces to men outside their family, (probably because their ugly), women in North America are fighting it out to be topless in public places.
This is living proof of what I'm trying to say.
The next logical question that arises in my mind is, what if they win?
Well, if these women actually get laws made where they can go topless on the streets of North America, it would be beyond my wildest imagination. (And my imagination runs pretty wild, as some of you may know.)
Consequences of Toplessness-
- Boners anywhere, anytime for men of all ages, creeds, castes, religions and walks of life.
- No tan lines at all. Boobs of Gold literally!
- Closure of bra factories and lingerie models out of work.
- Road accidents.
- Textile mills would be shut down.
- Plastic surgeons becoming the next millionaires.
- People opting for plastic surgery courses instead of computer science.
- Happier people.
- No need for cardio in gyms, everytime u see a naked boob, your heart will go racing.
Had to get that off my chest.. (oops!)