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Monday, May 18, 2009

 

My 1st Trip to the U S of A.

America is the land of opportunity (mainly because of Strip Clubs and Adult movie conventions in Las Vegas.) So i always dreamed of going there on a vacation. When i first arrived in Los Angeles i met some "Players". Although i never quite understood what sport they played, they were happy, joyful people. They always kept talking about Sunny Beaches, and Mother Truckers. They never used any grammatical rules, punctuations, conjunctions and twisted the English language, just like the Chittapavans in Ratnagiri.

These players are always listening to Wrap Songs. In wrap songs, the narrator keeps on saying "bitch", "cunt" and "doggy" with some non-sense words inserted between them. He never lets the musicians play their instruments, although the tabalji manages to provide a beat though with much difficulty. Wrap songs remind me of Atal Bihari Vajpayees' speeches. A Vanilla - faced mc called Eminem is the dopest Rapist around they say. All other rapists are tanned whites who run jewellery stores.

The people in America are very friendly. Whenever i ask for a photograph and a smile they show me the middle finger. It is their way of greeting us. So i too wave my middle finger at everyone i see, especially the police and old grannies, as i want to be nice to them.

The american is very respectful of the brown man. Whenever i take a bus and it is full people offer to give me seats and take God's name. I know we are computer experts but this is too much. I think that is because they think we're a mixture of Vanilla Faces and Playas.

The woman of america is very beautiful. But they are wasting their talents. I ask "very nice, how much?", they call cops or call me animal names like "pussy" and "meat", even though i say i will use protection.

Will continue in next post...

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