As it IS. A journal by Adwait D

Sarang Bhaway is one messed up dude. He plays excellent table-tennis, gets good grades and is pretty well behaved in front of the ladies. He even avoided liquor for 1 whole year just to be Mr. goody pants. But even that wasn't enough for this bitch to get laid. Enough with the eulogy, lets get on with the story.


Part 1 -


For one whole year Sarang got on to the train to churchgate, but never really made it to that station. Unfortunately for him, a stupid, lousy, bird-brained chutiya, the T.C. in this case managed to sneak in and kicked Sarang out. This chutiya wouldn't let Sarang get near churchgate, and stuck to it like an ant to a sugar cube. Churchgate also took full advantage of Sarang. While it vasuled taxes from him, It wud never let Sarang use its amenities, like electricity, water, roads, security from theives in the dark. Hahahahaaha....

Then Sarang got mugged. The muggers took his cellphone away and beat him up mercilessly (exactly what i wanted to do for 1 yr). The next day he came to college and we laughed at him until our stomaches hurt. This isn't a part of the story, but its too good to miss.

Then one day Sarang realised that he will never get to Churchgate. Also i told him that Churchgate is too small a place for anyone to live in(its microscopic.). So he abandoned his mission to get to churchgate.

Part 2


Nothing much has happened in this chapter. But Sarang being Sarang, i'm sure he'll screw this up too.